ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 21, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

This was a definition created, to make the text in Watermellon Sugar definition blue

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser July 29, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

the word will not exist anymore therefore thats how a website will die.

me: bro But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

John: we cant let the word phase from existence!!!! or the website will die

by thisusernameisthirtycharacters September 3, 2021

Mug that is non-existent

just... see the get the get the word Mug

(just having a bit sense of humour)

A: Hey, did you see this thing called Mug that is non-existent Mug on the Urban dictionary ?
B: Ye.

by Nomias July 19, 2023

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Non-existant disorder

It is a mental illness where the patient suffers from supressed sexual urges, suicidal thoughts and the gayness

Dana d3ara has non-existant disorder

by Samacher October 8, 2018