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A Skrew is a short poem written in text talk, with short lines and lots of rhyming words.

A Skrewball poem, or a "true Skrew" is a poem that is full of nonsensical rhyming words, and a means to convey a true Screwed up stream of consciousness to the reader, mostly without inclination by the author to give a fuck about what he is SKЯ3WING you with.
"SkЯEW, screw, barney McSkrew,
Screw them all and screw u 2"
SkЯEW by TripleDipped September 22, 2020
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Pulling an EW 

To overreact in an abnormal way to a situation that literally isn't a big deal at all.
Wow dude! Why did texted a girl I don't even know on my phone? WOW DUDE WTF

Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
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QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad 

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.
The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.
v. To dislike something/someone due to the fact that it/she/he is highly disgusting.
OMG! He'll never have a chance with her.

Oh gosh! I ew the law since since the cop arrested me.

My mom wants me to ew my boyfriend.
to ew by golden_peanut November 24, 2009
The stupid miscellaneous noise that Dilberts make when they learn that they are going to dissect a pig in biology. Dili is a stupid fag wag.
Pan: Hey Dili, we're gonna dissect a pig this year!
Dili:E-E-EW!
Liz: ERM! I LIKE HARRY POTTER!! IM A LURD!
e-e-ew by LizHater January 18, 2005
A n00b-ish person, who often refers to themself as a digimon. Ex. Mattimon.
Girl: Wow, my boyfriend sings the digimon theme song daily.
Girl2: You must be dating a Math-ew!
Math-ew by intercourseike January 27, 2009

7658493021-=uyiotpr[ew]q\hgjkfld;sa'bnmv,cx./z 

I don't even know anymore. This is a new keyboard combination i found with no results on google. :/
Person: what about this keyboard combination, 7658493021-=uyiotprewq\hgjkfld;sa'bnmv,cx./z? Google: NO RESULTS FOUND Me: I guess its time to add this to the urban dictionary!