Em er smeh

1. Used by a person upon realisation that they made a clumsy mistake or is unable to think clearly.
2. Used by onlookers when someone behaves in a foolish way or lacks common sense; said jokingly.
Please note: ‘Em er smeh’ is a fun & polite way to joke about small blunders & is used without offence.

‘Em er smeh’ is a single response.
Person 1: Trips over their untied shoelace & says ‘Em er smeh’!
Person 2: Says ‘Em er smeh’ after witnessing Person 1 trip.

by Miss Virtanen February 8, 2021

Emerald Cove

Emerald Cove Middle school is a school where there’s a lot of fights for no reason a lot of sluts that lose their virginity at 12-14 and suck dick for money like sluts also there’s a lot of fuckboys and faggots that Juul and there’s a lot of homos there and all the teachers there are dicks and they try to get you in trouble for no reason and there is a lot of fags that think there gang members and that’s emerald cove

Hey you saw that fight at emerald cove oh you mean the 100th one this week that’s emerald cove

by I just fingered your mom May 23, 2019

Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

emersyn

A beautiful rainbow after the storm.

clouds rain beautifulemersyn

by MommaM630 December 17, 2013

Emerson's Hair

The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.

"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"

"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"

by dogmeat78 October 15, 2012

Emerita

The one word that describes the undesribable feeling twoards that special someone you love so much with a passion

Dayuuum this girl got me feeling EMERITA THO!

by iLesm December 17, 2008

Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017