English Slipper 

A sexual act involving three people, where one person slides his feet into the assholes of the other two and proceeds to walk around the manor whilst reading the paper and drinking a tea.
Monocles not required but strongly recommended

sex, sexual maneuvers, lewd, english slipper, dutch rudderaction johnny, rusty venture missionary, doggy style, english stereotypes

English Slipper by Nick Bronze March 30, 2012

English Teacher 

Empty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it.

Today my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.

English Teacher by Shitty_english_teacher September 29, 2021

english courtroom 

six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.

One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.

english courtroom by Lip Ho January 27, 2004

english papers 

will literaly drain your life away

guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?

guy#2: must have been that english paper

english papers by defiler October 13, 2003

english accent 

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

english accent by EdShnee June 28, 2015

English Dictionary 

The opposite of Urban Dictionary

Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.

English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.

Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches

English Dictionary by Matthew the Alchemist October 11, 2013

English, motherfucker! 

What you can scream at someone when said individual is rambling on about anything stupid, uninteresting, or nerdy. The perfect "shut up" phrase. Coined from the infamous "Ezekiel 25:17" scene in "Pulp Fiction" starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta.

Wannabe pimp: "Yo, homie! I be rippin' and runnin' an' gunnnin' sunnin' and bunnin' on these hoes wit' my fo-fo fuck the po-po! Knawmean?


Me: English, motherfucker!

English, motherfucker! by Frostbite Da Sno Leopard February 15, 2009