Email Victims

The art of courtship and flirtation in the modern work environment.

Vivienne really fell for my email victims game. A couple of worthless emails and a few drinks later and she was feelin' it.

by A.P. All Day March 12, 2008

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.

Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.

by brannewyn October 29, 2012

emaya

THE BEST PERSON EVER!

PEOPLE KILL OVER HER

I LOVE EMAYA

by Ya Boi Sal August 8, 2017

Emancipossum Locomotion

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)

But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

by kwadog April 1, 2009

emaciated

To be extremely thin, skeletal, as a result of starvation or malnutrition. Often, this look is similar or thinner than "heroin chic" and adored by many online "ana" communities.

Many holocaust prisoners became emaciated from starvation.

by Nicole1921 July 19, 2006

email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

by AYB November 6, 2003