asjkbyhTUIYSngyidgnsuysvKBJBMSVNAB<DULIEKWLOSYD*&^AR&^%SRB*&INDMG&UMAKSJDJNASKNMDSAVYDGUSAYJYDIGYUASGDVNBSADYGSA^ID&YA&*S^EA$%#EFDYGHISANJNMKCNMIOONDOIASBFUYTEIGSYAFBDABSIOX

This word has two meanings:

1: You are having a seizure and are in need of immediate medical attention.

2: You are EXTREMELY annoyed. Usually used after unfunny jokes such as Joe Mama.

Person 1: Do you know who Joe is?

Person 2: Stop this isn't even funny

Person 3: Who's Joe?

Person 2: you idiot

Person 1: Joe MAMA

People 2 and 3, along with every other living being on Earth: asjkbyhTUIYSngyidgnsuysvKBJBMSVNAB<DULIEKWLOSYD*&^AR&^%SRB*&INDMG&UMAKSJDJNASKNMDSAVYDGUSAYJYDIGYUASGDVNBSADYGSA^ID&YA&*S^EA$%#EFDYGHISANJNMKCNMIOONDOIASBFUYTEIGSYAFBDABSIOX

by AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ October 12, 2021

eas system

Emergency Alarm System

Eas system going off, idk if it's just cooking or real evacuation...?

by Just a random person on urbdic August 11, 2022

EAS Fetish

When you aggressively jizz on your NOAA weather alert radios

my EAS friend has EAS Fetish and sticks his weewee in the dc jack of a ER210

by bigppdaddy69 March 26, 2024

Ea Sports

Being in the game

"EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME"

by Scottscrab December 20, 2020

EA Ninjas

they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.

EA Ninjas are like Nintendo ninjas but scarier

by Evilwevil04 July 29, 2021

EA

EA (also known by their full, unabbreviated name Electronic Arts), is the second most largest gaming company (by revenue, that is), just behind Activision Blizzard. They own trademark rights to many games like Star Wars and Plants vs Zombies (remember that game? lmao). They've been criticized for their stupid DLC and meaningless transactions in their games, and also basically rereleasing games over and over. Plus they're unfinished.

TL;DR: EA is Atari but greedy and hates others.

Ron: Oh cool, it's a Star Wars game! It's called "Star Wars Squadrons".
Jon: DON'T FUCKING BUY IT.
Ron: Why?
Jon: Because... it's made.. by EA..
Ron: D:

by Eshooples January 14, 2021

Ea

Ea is the name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. impeccable style and facial features. an awesome friend and a gift to be around. The room lights up when she walk in. On a scale from 1 to 10, she's an 11. she is a vibe... she knows the tea and everyone knows that she knows the tea.

omg look a that beautiful girl.... her name must be Ea..

by shyonlinegirl May 22, 2019