douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

Douche Dragon

A douche that spits hot fire

Hey my boyfriend just broke up with me for some ugly skank he's such a douche dragon.

by TWCMan April 5, 2011

Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

by Flailage August 21, 2012

douche couture

Type of clothing that a douche would wear.

Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!

by 6FTJ400 August 2, 2012

douche a twelve

Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.

Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!

Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.

by Mytholces January 6, 2014

Douche-kabob

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Book douche

One who ostentatiously reads and carries around highbrow literary fiction in public

Look, there goes Ira reading "The Crying of Lot 49" on the L Train. He's such a book douche.

by ryanosborne November 11, 2009