Dylan

Dylan isn't like most guys. At first he might seem normal but really he is the most amazing person in the world. Dylan is super nice, funny, crazy, outgoing and super sexy. He is very tall and he has long wild hair. He has an amazing sense of humor and will always find a way to fix a bad day. Once you meet him your life will change forever. If you are lucky enough to date a Dylan, never let him go. Trust me, I used to date a Dylan and he was the most amazing thing in my life, I made the mistake of letting him go and now I regret it so much. Take it from me, never make the mistake I did and always hold him in your heart, you won't regret it.

I'm dating Dylan now and he is the light of my life, I will never let him go.

by Rosette.sillygirl May 9, 2018

Dylan

The type of motherfucker Who gets pussy,
Who is smart and doesn't fuck strippers. Because they have STD’S. Itching and burning, Stanky Fishy. Anyways When you’re a Dylan, You can hook up with mom’s And get you’re Best friend to call you daddy (No homo tho). It’s the appropriate term so it ain’t gay.

“Dylan Stop fucking my mom, Dude”
“Meet you’re new dad”
“Harder Papi, Harder .“

by I Have a Big schlong December 2, 2019

Dylan

Very nice, funny, and awesome person. This person, usually a boy, can appear shy but is actually fun and outgoing. Some people who don't know him will call him a "fag" or a "homo" but these alligations are completely false. This idividual has goregeous blue eyes and awesome hair, he is tall, and is good at breaking hearts although that was not his intention.

Dylan's are sweet and caring, though they do not express their feelings to others. They can be friends with almost anyone. The sight of one Dylan could make you faint from pure awesomeness.

Most people adore him because, lets be honest, what's not to adore?!

If you come in contact with a Dylan, approach him calmly and start a conversation. But while doing this...dont ever, EVER bring up Taylor Swift becasue you could send them on a frenzy of hate! In conclusion, Dylans are one of the most beautiful, awesome creatures to walk the face of the planet (see Earth), they are so super sweet, and could make almost anyone fall for them in about five minutes. Dylans are truly unique.

Dylan is the guy that all girls (in their right mind) would want and all the guys would go gay for.

by IChooseYou May 13, 2011

Dylan-Banga

Another name for the male appendage, also know as a dylan-Mcbanga. It can also be defined as a burger; a DLT, Dylan, lettuce.... and tomato. A common variant frequently mistaken for dylan-banga is dilly-banga, although a dilly-banga is not a humerous word for penis... it in fact is an electrical device used for pleasure and/or for frequent recreation use. The term Dylan-Banga can be used loosely and is utilized by all classes of society.

Hey man cool dylan-banga, it looks quite energetic and symetrical, we should compare our dylan-banga's and discuss the similarities and differences over a mediocre upper class dinner.

by Dylan-Banga May 4, 2011

dylansexual

When you're deeply in love with Dylan Sprayberry or Dylan O'brien at the point that you're unable to have a relationship in real life you are considered dylansexual

friend: Hey what's your type
you:I'm dylansexual
friend: What do you mean?
you : That I'm deeply in love with Dylan O'brien and Dylan Sprayberry duhh

by thatstupidbitsh February 11, 2021

dylanbuono

a massive boner in ones penis. getting one of these bad boys probably means you took horse viagra and you have quite the bulge in your pants

That dude has a massive dylanbuono in his pants right now everyone can see it.

by mollyGulbrandsen February 21, 2010

dylan's trigger

The specific point on a gentleman prostate that can induce an orgasm instantly

My wife was giving me a fairly uninspiring lap dance last night that couldn't get the little general to stand to attention, so she pulled my dylan's trigger and it was all over

by Goat egg mastercunt February 14, 2014