When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
by Onlyme4you April 30, 2020
Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
by No Yuo! June 16, 2008
When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
by Captain Splash October 21, 2018
"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 6, 2021