the dual wielder

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

by TadowWadowGod May 4, 2024

Dual Diamatti

Broken

Dude I’ve got the dual Diamatti, time to go ruin cod!

by Coiner the weirdo March 29, 2022

The Dual Cab Ute

Five in the front and a load in the rear! When you're fisting a ladies vagina anD ejaculate into her asshole.

"My girl got sick of The Mini Van so we upgraded to The Dual Cab Ute!"

by jeffingtonrerrson November 20, 2016

Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

couple dual mackin

When members of a couple simultaneously seduce two other people. Usually they hope to engage in a foursome.

Me and my girlfriend were couple dual mackin on some hotties last night and SCORED!

by kalinka124 March 30, 2011

Dual binge

1. (ˈDUL binj) tr. verb. to alternate binge-watching or binge-listening to a pair of related shows, such as a reality competition series and a podcast that covers that series.
2. (DUL binj) noun. an instance of dual bingeing.

1. I'm gonna dual binge season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan.
2. Season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan sure has been a great dual binge.

by Mama's Pinky Toe August 31, 2023

Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?

Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023