Declan

Is commonly associated with a large penis or great looks.

Damn babe you never told me you were hung like a Declan!

by Whpen June 12, 2018

Declan

A metrosexual. Sometimes appears sparkly, but not in a Twilight-vampire-type fashion. Is always at least 13 under par when playing Tiger Woods PGA Golf Tour. Has priceless fun when playing Sims 2 and makes all characters lesbians. Has a gorgeous face that makes you want to throw your chemistry books on the floor and eat his face. Has the cutest dinosaur 'rawr' in the world.

Nom.

Person A: Why has that girl just swept her entire Chemistry table contents onto the floor?
Person B: She's just seen Declan.

by gojoe1 July 10, 2010

Declan

An awesome guy who is cool with the ladies and makes them wet just by being in a 5 mile radius of him. He is also super good at games and super cool! Likes old wars and Has a hat, watch, and knife collection.

I wish I had a Declan inside me instead of this baby carrot. (Baby carrot: anyone who is not a DECLAN!!!)

by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

Dolan Twins

The hottest nineteen year olds on the planet that every twelve year old has a crush on.

“They are hot, who are they?”
“Oh them? That’s the Dolan Twins.”

by Sof Bie March 18, 2019

The Dolan

The Dolan is the skin where the penis shaft meets the ball sack.

I was getting head from a girl and she started licking The Dolan, Jamie would have loved it.

by 4TB May 9, 2011

The Dolan Twins

Two EXTREMELY fine twins named Ethan and Grayson Dolan with jawlines that could lowkey cut literal glass, tan skin, dark hair, and gorgeous hazel eyes. They post onto YouTube every Tuesday (my favorite day of the week). 💜

Ex: The Dolan Twins are gorgeous human beings that are too beautiful for this Earth 🌎

by justaudrey January 29, 2019