Doing a Cullum

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Doing A Kanye

Doing a Kanye is to think something is the total opposite of what is actually is.

He decided to wear $500 yeezy’s and was doing a Kanye because he thought he was a genius.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 4, 2021

government.doing.stuff

white boy commie who never gets any mf sleep

government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.

by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020

What in fucks name are you doing

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore

*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

by iLiKeYoUrCuT G October 29, 2020

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 28, 2011

what is bro doing 💀💀

When someone does something questionable or goofy, you say 'what is bro doing 💀💀'

If you're speaking and saying it, you have the choice of saying either:

'what is bro doing skull emoji skull emoji'

or

'what is bro doing dead dead'

"Wudeedee Daniel is tying is glasses to his ears."

"What is bro doing 💀💀"

by ZaneyP00 August 8, 2022

Poop Docking

The act of pooping out of your butthole, directly into the butthole of another person.

dude, my dad's into some freaky shit. Last night I caught him poop docking with the town mayor.

by Amy Christ January 13, 2011