Ditch pig

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

by shearer June 17, 2003

Ditcher

A Medieval person that digs ditches...

The Medieval ditcher was doing his job

by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012

Ditched

When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.

AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched

by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010

fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

Dipthong

Apart from being a FANTASTIC word, this means when you have more than one vowel on a single syllable.
Although, it is much more entertaining to come up with your own definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you realise the word 'computer' has a dipthong in it?
Person 2: no
Person 1: com-p-ee-oo-ter.
Person 2: great, fuck off

by Madman6556 October 20, 2014

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

by Sishhhk October 29, 2019

Ditch

a. To get rid of; discard: ditched the old yard furniture.
b. To get away from (a person, especially a companion).
c. To discontinue use of or association with: ditch the job at the hamburger stand.
d. To skip (class or school).

ditch dump chuck

by Joss_M August 19, 2012