shearer's definitions

Ditch pig

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

by shearer June 17, 2003

Bag Ladies Period

e.g Foul tasting

"dont try mrs kippens apple pie vicar...ive tasted better bag ladies period"

by Shearer June 16, 2003

Bag Lady

A woman who lives on the streets and never washes.Also is well known for keeping all her belongings in lots of bags

"let the pitbull off the lead so he can maul that bag lady"

by shearer June 18, 2003

Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh

by shearer June 17, 2003

Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

by Shearer June 16, 2003

fanny like a bucket

A well used and spacious minge

"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"

by Shearer June 16, 2003