Dicktating

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dickbat

A baseball player who hits a long home run.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that Yankees Home Run?

Person 2: No who hit it?
Person 1: Granderson and his Dickbat

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

dickcat

A woman who always has a dick in her pus.

Person 1: Hey you know Shelia?
Person 2: Totally man, she is such a dickcat.

by Thembuns January 2, 2014

dicktator

A cruel but especially retarded politician who rules a country by iron hand.

Stalin was a real paranoid dicktator, cause he was killing his own people in gulags, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of fucking communism since the Cold war.

by Paul Fougères July 15, 2007

Dickranical

a person (a guy)being a dickhead who is unjustly cruel, harsh or severe. A MAJOR ASSHOLE!

This teacher is soooooo dickranical today! what the hell how could he fail me? AHHHH DICKDICT!!!!!!!!!

by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009