dicknormous

adjective: to be awkwardly fat.

katie: yo, did you see jesse's fat back?
tara: yeahh it was dicknormous!!!

katie: why is larry naked and scared?
tara: he was almost attacked by a dicknormous horse puppy!
katie: ohhh, stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 9, 2008

Dickorate

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns

My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face

by Truci March 1, 2011

Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

dickfritter

1) a fritter made of dick

2) a stupid idiot

She really likes dickfritters.
He is such a dickfritter

by sure dickfritter October 14, 2016

Dickfro

Where you have a huge amount of pubic hair around the top of your dick and not underneath it.

Woman: Nice dick
Male: Nah I only have pubes above my dick, not on my balls.
Woman: Lol so you have dickfro

by Loulabeiie February 1, 2017

dick for cocaine

When you suck dick for cocaine

Hey ! I'm not gay ,but I will suck ya dick for cocaine

by Adirtyperson November 2, 2017

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019