Disney Channel

tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE:


That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone

Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone

Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone

Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone

Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead

American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others

Kim Possible - blahblahblah


I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.

Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.

Disney Channel by buhhhh December 19, 2008

Disney Princess 

Unlike the first two definitions, a Disney Princess is a heroine/damsel-in-distress character in a Disney film who has overcome some sort of hardship in their respective movie. The Disney Princess line so far is Snow White, Princess Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Mulan, with another soon-to-be Disney Princess on the way.

The Little Mermaid gave us a fine example of a Disney Princess in the form of Ariel, a 16-year old mermaid princess who knows what she wants in life.

Disney Princess by TheSpectacularOne April 29, 2009

Disney Classic 

A series of movies and songs made by the Walt Disney Corporation. To make them "classics", they must have been completely hand drawn with no computer animation added to it.

Pinnochio is a Disney Classic.

Disney Classic by Xandra of the Rebel Forces December 13, 2005

Disney Channel

A television channel set up to financially take advantage of the obsessive nature of pre-teen girls.

1. The outrageous price of Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and High School Musical concert tickets.

2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.

Disney Channel by MMMusic February 20, 2009

Disney Channel

That shit spewing out of your television

What kind of obnoxious television is this?
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..

Disney Channel by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain 

1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)

2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)

{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?

Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!

Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.

{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)

Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!

Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.

Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.

Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain by BrehTaKnee April 25, 2010

Disney Freak 

(noun) a kid that never grew up; someone who knows everything about Disney and will not hesitate to tell you

an optimistic disney dreamer

If you walk into Disney World with a Disney Freak you will learn about 5,000 facts.
"It took no bricks to make Cinderella's castle because its made out of fiberglass and also it's 189 feet tall and has a room built for Walt Disney by Disney for his family and also it is the most photographed thing in the world... (and sentence basically continues until you leave the Park)"

Disney Freak by definedisneyfreak June 14, 2015