TheSpectacularOne's definitions
A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.
I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
Get the Boxersmug. A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
Get the Walmartmug. A "call", usually at late night for a quick sexual encounter (quickie) or even longer depending on the persons involved.
by TheSpectacularOne October 10, 2009
Get the Booty Callmug. The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009
Get the Penismug. When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.
Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.
Player 2: Why?
Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.
Player 2: Why?
Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.
by TheSpectacularOne April 13, 2009
Get the Girlfriend Aggromug. The intense climax of sexual energy after a good round of sex or masturbation. It's as if your life flashes before your very eyes as you stare blankly into the walls or ceiling while the violent tingling/jerking sensation coarses through your body. You may let out a low, soft moan or a good, loud yell during an orgasm. Strength of the orgasm varies on mood and stamina of the sex parters. The better the mood and the greater the energy, the stronger the orgasm is. Best damn feeling in the world, until you realize you forgot to pull out at the last second.
I yelled out my girl's name between the moans as I collapsed on her with the orgasm completely taking over my body.
by TheSpectacularOne May 11, 2009
Get the Orgasmmug. The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.
Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
Get the Condommug.