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A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009
Get the Blue Balls mug.The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
Get the Tighty Whities mug.What most kids 13-14 years old are during their junior high school days. Usually aggressive and somewhat hyperactive. Easy to anger and will stop for nothing once started.
by TheSpectacularOne April 28, 2009
Get the 8th grader mug.Someone who spends the majority of their time alone. They may have friends, but they just don't get into contact with them much. Loners are the type of people to hang by themselves with the computer and surf the internet, or picking up a good urban fiction novel and fantasize to those steamy sex parts. Usually shy and soft-spoken, loners are usually one-of-a-kind and have many hidden talents. Get to know one and you'll have a real friend in the making.
I'm a loner. It's pretty cool when you don't attract much attention. You're free and on your own. Who cares what people think? I have no one to worry about but myself!
by TheSpectacularOne June 3, 2009
Get the Loner mug.A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.
I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.
by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009
Get the Boxers mug.To isolate means to contain or withhold within a certain boundary. Nothing goes in, nothing goes out. Whatever is being isolated is protected from most means of harm - Yes, I said "most", because isolation doesn't always have its benefits. Believe me, I know.
by TheSpectacularOne December 1, 2009
Get the Isolate mug.A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
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