TheSpectacularOne's definitions

Walmart

A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.

The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.

Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...

by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010

Boxers

A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.

I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.

by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

Blue Balls

A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.

That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.

by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009

Tighty Whities

The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!

Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!

by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

8th grader

What most kids 13-14 years old are during their junior high school days. Usually aggressive and somewhat hyperactive. Easy to anger and will stop for nothing once started.

The 8th grader didn't like that the seventh grader was talking shit behind her back.

by TheSpectacularOne April 28, 2009

Doggy Style

A sex position in where the female goes down "on all fours", on her hands and knees- or feet if she wishes to stand. The male, from behind, will penetrate the female either anal or vaginally. The male will usually dominate in this position and he will get a good bit of eye candy while he's hitting it from behind, not to mention hair pulling and stuff. The female can spread out her legs or keep them together to allow for a tighter or looser feel.

We went at it doggy style in the stairwell of her apartment building. As I was about to explode I pulled out and nutted all over the floor. Hope no one slips on that.

by TheSpectacularOne April 22, 2009

Flushing

A very interesting town in the borough of Queens, NY. Having lived here for a good 12 years I can safely say that the Asian-American population is large and in control, with Main Street basically overloaded with all kinds of Korean stores. Roosevelt Avenue, which intersects Main Street, is where the famed 7 train starts and later ends in Times Square. It also makes stops to CitiField, new home of the New York Mets. Aside from the large Asian population, there are also a good amount of Hispanics/Latinos, Blacks and White living here, so you're never alone. Flushing is also home to a major bus hub which makes traveling all the more easier and interesting, with bus route going all the way from Ridgewood to Little Neck (Or Long Island). Crime rate is pretty low around here too, so don't be scared to visit once in a while. Sure, P.S 20's park is a common hangout for a lot of teens but they're cool. Also home to New York City's oldest high school as well.

Once you get used to it, Flushing isn't a bad place!

by TheSpectacularOne May 5, 2009