A Big Decision

When the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.

When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.

by Weetness February 5, 2010

Pee Wee Division

Pee Wee Division is a Norwegian Starcraft Brood war clan, the clan in Norway who have stayed active for the longest time. The people there usualy hang out on the channel #PWD @ efnet on irc.

Pee Wee Division is the worlds best Brood War clan.

by I a player, I`ve seen the world in the eyes of a s June 6, 2003

Antifa Artillery Division

Alongside the tank, footsoldier, chemical weapons fighter, and signaller, Antifa Artillerypeople are individuals who work on launching milkshakes, bricks, high-concentration acids (usually either acetic, phosphoric, or nitric acid) into crowds of protestors who believe in literally anything they don't.

Your typical Antifa artilleryperson specializes in the use of obesity. Generally, an antifa Type 2 "Fatty", will be used as a launcher as their pudgy tits (they appear on both sexes) and massive stomachs' the elastic tensions are released with a scattershot with the ammunition flowing into the individuals they're fighting against.

Some notable Antifa Artillerypeople include Nathaniel "Contrapoints" Wynn, Lance "The Serfs" Goldstein, and Steven Kenneth "Destiny Bonnell III. They are each known for their participations in the first and second battles of Reddit, in which a violent coup d'etat was launched against the libertarian/conservative alliance and destroy any semblance of freedom and equality on the site in favor of totalitarian control. As a result, Reddit joined the circle of mainstream media, and massive amounts of people on the economic and/or cultural right migrating to /pol/ and /b/.

The Antifa Artillery Division is a subgroup of the Anarcho-Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist-Maoist-Frankfurtist-Luxemburgist-BLMist-Hoxhiast-Islamist-Jihadist-Vaushist terrorist movement known as Antifa.

by ChigginNiggers April 13, 2022

executive decision

When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.

So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.

by bound4gr8nes07 November 1, 2007

the division

Hey look, another awful Tom Clancy game that really downgraded from it's E3 presentation.

The Division isn't worth $60.

by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016

white decision

The decision to buy a bag of cocaine and get extremely blown usually with a group of friends while enjoying the pleasent sounds of Young Jeezy or Gucci Mane. Always the right decision to make.

"Yo, you tryna make the white decision tonight?"

"We definitly made the white decision by staying in and blowing coke instead of going to that lame party"

by MJL009 October 3, 2009

cell division

when a bunch of people are gathered together but not talking to each other because they're messing with their cell phones and acting stupid

Those four people on their phones are ignorant - total cell division.

by xbobx1234 January 8, 2011