selective sight

when you choose to see what you wanna see

“Yo she counted those basketballs wrong” “Maybe she has selective sight”

by dustyrobot January 10, 2020

selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010

Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"

Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!

by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006

Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.

Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."

by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008

Selective

a gay test that serves no purpose but for Asian parents to flex that their child is "Special" and to bully kids who didn't get in

Raju got into selective and not you how come
his parents be telling everyone

by your_face_ohhhh September 6, 2020

selective morality

The act of passing proper moral judgement on one person while favoring another over that person; this basically means that someone would be willing to rat out one person for something they did, but at the same time, not get the other into trouble by favoring them and reporting them for whatever infringement of the law or etc. they performed.

Selective morality is common among larger companies such as Youtube and Facebook or so many people say.

by Brokensteel119 July 21, 2016

Selective Homophobia

A term for guys who can't stand to see two gay guys kiss or hold hands, but still watch lesbian porn

Selective Homophobia is all too common.

If it's guy on guy it's bad.

If it's girl on girl, it's all good.

by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010