carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.

When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".

by atropigal August 9, 2012

attention deficit disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD is a psychological term currently applied to anyone who meets the DSM IV diagnostic criteria for impulsivity, and/or inattention. The diagnostic criteria are subjective and include behavior which might be caused by a wide variety of factors, ranging from brain defects to allergies to giftedness. ADD, as currently defined, is a highly subjective description, not a specific disease.

Thav AKA Andrew is a prime example of ADD.

Dude man, you're so hyper you must have the attention deficit disorder

by http://tinypic.com/r/29axqpy/3 September 2, 2009

Hipster Deficiency

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.

As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010

Defile

Polite way of saying you committed a sexual act on or with something

Defiled a cathedral playground last night, best part was when I came inside her and the cops rolled by

I'm not inviting Jim back, last time he defiled my couch with my sister

by sudeonime September 24, 2011

morally deficient

A person who is morally deficient is someone who walks the legal line staying in the boundary of the law but teeters on the edge of committing a crime against another person making their life a "legalistic" one as opposed to a "moral" one, which if truly lived would need no laws to apply.

Legally he did not commit rape because he had sex with someone above age who reluctanly consented but he committed moral rape and/or is morally deficient because she was not a 100% willing to consumate the relationship.

by themoralpolice123 February 24, 2009

Defiance

Car Club based around club jumpers. Won gold prize for high jump contest in a Walmart parking lot.

Hi I just jumped from my club can I join Defiance.

by 12jump4 June 7, 2016