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Definitions by 3xoskeleton

Hipster Deficiency 

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.
As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

Acousticity 

A measure of how acoustic music is.
Wow, Muse's acousticity is amazingly low!
Acousticity by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010

Violent Crime 

1-Criminal act in which the perpetrator uses or threatens to use violent force upon the victim.

2-iTunes new pricing system.
1-Man, this bitch came up to me and beat my balls with a crowbar. That's what I call violent crime.

2-Wow, I had to pay $1.29 for that new Brittney Spears song. Since when was she worth $1.29? Violent crime, man, violent crime.
Violent Crime by 3xoskeleton January 13, 2010