DERECTION

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

myspace detective

not a creep, lurk, or a freak, a person that is a detective on myspace

señor 1: dude how did you get that girl's screen name?
myspace detective: i though i told you im a certified myspace detective, git on ma level breh breh!

by myspace detective February 18, 2008

Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

Defeation

After a war or battle when the person who is defeated falls into a depression

After Germany lost in World War One the country suffered from defeation.

by Jonny boychuck March 18, 2018

Detective ElitePrime

A shit scottish driver on Redline.

Look at that Detective ElitePrime! What a shit and disgrace to driving!

by Demonic Elf September 15, 2020

detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

deflector defense

Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.

"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".

"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"

"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."

by KLee123 March 20, 2009