Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

declan lange

A sexy smoking guy who thinks he is and is top shit
The best at everything and is the hottest guy in the world... Everyone loves him, women want him and men want to be him. He has a huge cock and a sexy six pack!

Hey Declan Langeu have sexy abs

by One of his many lovers.... February 3, 2014

dicola bitchcock

that one friend who cant control their bodily functions. they piss and shit themselves relentlessly and always smell like urine. (they have a piss kink)

guy 1: my friend is a total dicola bitchcock

guy 2 : aw man that sucks you should kill yourself

by i_love_vaginas March 8, 2022

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.

dave is a real painta n decorata!!

by clive sinclair May 29, 2003

decora

Decorers are part of the numerous Styles that can be seen in Harajuku streets and in the past few years this fashion has reached the entire globe.

The beginning of this particular fashion it's i the 90's with the japanese singer Tomoe Shinohara, her clother were very bright and full of cuteness so her fans start copying her, they're named shironer.

With the pass of time shironers start adding more stuff to their clothes in order to be more unique, and slowly the word start to mutate to waht we know today. DECORER

Decoras use a lot of childish accessories

by Miss Shironer February 24, 2008

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013