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Dirtballologist

a. A person or group of people who's living conditions are so disgusting, totally by their own choice, that their living space appears to outsiders as if it is were possibly a twisted experiment on the fringes of science studying the degree of filth in which one can survive. This leads one to the conclusion that these people must then be highly specialized researchers, Dirtballologists.

b. Someone who's self esteem is so low that they choose to spend most of their free time hanging with others who's actions are usually so despicable and/or untrustworthy that they are commonly referred to as Dirtball's or Dirtbag's.
Wow! I was over at Teresa (see definition #10) and Jimmy's house yesterday and those two are really dedicated Dirtballologists. I was scared to breathe in that place dog, what a rat hole!

What is Jimmy doing with Teresa (definition #10)? He must be a Dirballologist because she's a freaking Dirtbag yo!
by kamikaze-bonsai September 30, 2011
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Durtbags

Member of a band who is married and
cheats on his wife OR single member of band
who is approached for sex by a young hot female and denies her.
Did you see that durtbag shoot down the invitation?

That durtbag did not go home to his wife after the show, I wonder where he could be?

Did you see what those durtbags did?
by Seattlespanker May 23, 2013
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dirkbag

one who is a dick, jerk, and douchebag
That dad is a fucking dirkbag
by thaGod September 21, 2015
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Dirtball

A dirtball is people like collin reilly and gavin maher. They smell like shit and they are dirty as fuck
Dude your such a dirtball
by Dirtball101 August 2, 2019
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Dirtball

A man who comes from nothing and won’t let anything or anyone get in his way of growth and will do anything to anyone and anybody in his way.
That boy dirtball don’t play he dedicated.
by dirtball will November 24, 2021
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Dirtlag

Dirtlag is when your Oculus controller had dirt in between the cracks, and it makes your controls lag .
Emory's Oculus controller has dirtlag and his vr chat avatar won't stop lagging. He now has to clean his controller.
by xxwhatsernamex October 28, 2022
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DirtBack

A person in COD zombies who gets downed 5-10 times,
"Yo stop being a dirtback and get good at the game"
by ColdRavenFan332 August 20, 2024
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