diaper muncher

one who takes poopies from other diaper and moves poopies to they’re collection in their diaper

when at daycare i witnessed the diaper muncher

by letterbtw October 4, 2023

diaper butt

A girl with that soggy pizza dough booty... look like a shitty diaper in her draws

Where did ol’ diaper butt go?
Bro that bitch shitter herself let that diaper butt go

by Kempbillton June 7, 2018

Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

orgin CA

Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.

by JC, VT September 5, 2009

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010

Diaper Dialed

When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing

My nephew Diaper Dialed me last night. I picked up the phone and all I heard was baby talk.

by comguy12 October 14, 2009

Diaper Tan

When a female's full covering bikini tan lines leave her buttocks ghostly white while her legs, stomach, and back are beautifully tan leaving her to look like she is wearing a diaper while in the nude.

A Diaper Tan is when a girl is fully nude and her body while beautifully tan, is white around her private parts and buttocks leaving her looking like she is wearing a diaper.

by speedramp35 August 2, 2010

diaper mask

What one wears when they are going to get shitfaced

"Hey Paul I hope you brought your diaper mask because we are getting shitfaced"

by taterskinss July 10, 2012