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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
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Lying cooter

"that bitch is a racist lying cooter" sandra
by Hoodoodavoodoo March 22, 2020
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cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
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Pull a Coot

To ride the coat tails of your conference and never accomplish anything. Even when you arent in the divison with the good teams!

Hiring ex has been coaches just before they go to pasture, so you can take credit for there previous careers!

To brag about your conference, when the rest of the conference is embarrased by you!

To wonder why nobody thinks your campus is nice, when you tailgate in a drug addict ridden farmers market.

Your them song is so outdated and 80s. Come on smoke and the them from 2001. I guess it does fit all your mullet wearing fans!
"5th" place rings that might as well be made by Jostens for a 1A high school team, now thats is a Pull a Coot"!
by ALLIN September 2, 2012
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cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.
The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.
by Vickdachick February 13, 2007
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cooteague

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).
Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?
by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007
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cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.
Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.
by cpoc February 18, 2004
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