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Blowing a Cumble

The act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand.
Everyone tries Blowing a Cumble at least once.
by Doubleplusurban April 25, 2011
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Raise the Cumbrella

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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Cumbrella

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....
by Manda+JaMiS January 9, 2017
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Cumberbeast

In BBC's Sherlock, Martin Freeman acts as John H. Watson and the Cumberbeast as super duper sexy Sherlock
by Sherlocked_io November 4, 2013
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Cumblejoot

A cumblejoot is where three men are laying on top of each other facing upwards whilst another man on top cums inside of the middle man and the jizz leaks out of the first mans ass into the bottom mans ass
Oh David was deep inside Alex the other night when Luke’s cum drizzled out of Alex’s arse and ran deep into David’s arse, was a Cumblejoot for all to enjoy
by Uneak DRN December 25, 2020
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Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.
Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."
by theonionkb February 3, 2021
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Dirty Cumberland

When you defecate and urinate into a condom, tie a knot in the top and hit somebody over the head with it until it bursts.
Ey lad, I've just twated me ma with a dirty cumberland there, class.
by Brock Wurst October 22, 2016
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