Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

vodka cubes

When you soak cut cubes of watermelon in vodka, rum or moonshine. then eat them. Kind of like a 'lazy man's' jello-shot

the plus side is they are insanly easy/fast to make/mass produce

is far better with moonshine. asst. flavored 'white' rum (i.e. malibu coconut is ok) is also better than vodka. they're called vodka cubes because that's how they were originally

fuck jello-shots, I'm making five times as many vodka cubes in half the time

by LarryVR May 8, 2008

Stephen Colbert

Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of fangirls, which in itself is really creepy.

Stephen Colbert plays Stephen Colbert in "The Colbert Report".

by Camnation January 5, 2007

Rubik's Cube

A puzzle made famous in the 80's, died out in the 90's due to video games, and resurfaced in the 00's when the internet gave solutions. Rubik's brand cube's are known to be the worst 3x3 cubes available. They are stiff and hard to turn. Independent companies (mainly chinese) make DIY cubes. These are smooth, fast, and are what "cubers" use (people who solve the cube). The Rubik's Cube is the hardest thing to do solo, but the easiest to do with a tutorial. Don't believe anyone who says they solved it in under 2 months with no help. The Fridrich Method (CFOP) is the most popular and fastest method out. The current world record and world record average use this method. The WCA (like the NBA, but for cubes) keeps track of every solve ever done in a competition. Current world record is 7.08 seconds, and average of 5 solves is 8.54. You don't have to be smart to learn to solve it, but you have to be determined, like juggling.

David: I can solve the Rubik's cube in under 17 seconds every time.
Non-cuber: NO WAI, LYKE HOWWS DO YOU DO IT TEACH ME!!I ALWAYS PEEL THE STICKERS OFF!!!111!ONE

David: *facepalm*

by Machanga October 12, 2010

ice cube

one of the realest, hardest best rappers of all time. one of the founders of gangsta rap along with Eazy-E, Dr.Dre, MC Ren, and DJ Yella. Now though, he's not as hard. He doesn't rap much anymore and now only acts in shitty movies. His rapping legend will live forever!!!

Ice Cube was one of the realest niggaz ever to hit the scene.

by realgangsta93 December 28, 2005

Game Cube

Great fucking system!!! Anyone who says it's a kiddy system is obviously a 12 year old kid who jacks off to his mom's victoria's secret catalogs.

Gamecube is great, it has all the hot exclusives like MGS Twin Snakes, Mario Kart: Double Dash, SSB Melee, Metroid Prime, and many more. Also it has the kickass Wavebird controler, and comes in more colors than black. (And for the record I'm not a Nintendo fan boy, i have a PS2 as well)

by Seth March 16, 2004

Rubik's Cube Shooter

A mixed drink made by blending a Rubik's Cube into very fine pieces, then mixing it with vodka, or gin. It is best served at room temperature, in a shot glass, or tumbler.

The unique property of the drink is the relatively swift intoxication that follows its consumption. Upon drinking a Rubik's Cube Shooter, the pieces of the cube make dozens of small lesions on the esophagus, resulting in the immediate dispersal of the alcohol into the bloodstream.

Due to its immediate effects and potential health risks, RCS have recently come under scrutiny by some health officials and the American Association of Bartenders. Currently though, there are no laws against such a drink, and it continues to gain popularity on the college scene.

Give me a Rubik's Cube Shooter tonight Tom- I'm skipping the stomach!

by MaxxxKok October 20, 2006