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Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.
Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::
by NY's finest September 12, 2013
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cryptorchid

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness
JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.
by donjay March 7, 2017
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Cryptorunner

An alternative term for a net-runner. A cyberpunk character trope of a security and cryptography obsessed hacker. A Cryptorunner would be typically anti-corporate and anti-government as opposed to the more generic term of netrunner which could include corpo shills.
C0xG0A7 is an ace cryptorunner. They hack through black ICE like its a paywall.
by Chance Wees February 10, 2022
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cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.
With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.
by sfdawg December 5, 2010
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cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.
Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.
by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011
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Cryptcrumpalumpchump

A lumpy, British gang member that is easily deceived.
Me: Hey Cuh, Look at that cryptcrumpalumpchump over there.
Cuh: Yeah, what a cryptcrumpalumpchump.
Me: Oh sheesh! He's coming this way!
Cuh: Run!
by TotallyToastly February 1, 2017
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crypto-biology

Noun.
The study of strange, unusual and or otherwise mythic creatures.
i.e. cryptids
"What is it called when a bunch of dorks talk about dragons, unicorns and pokémons?
crypto-biology."
by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017
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