by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Your down bad
by BigDawgRon November 24, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 24, 2025

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble
Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then
Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then
Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble
by ryansleftnut August 27, 2008

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.
by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018

by fofffelixbra June 12, 2020
