cublingk

a small girl that has a cub like body and a crazy attitude the k is added for pronouncing the name the way a cublingk would

that cublingk better stop the games

by realxoxox January 31, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Crumbinal

A dead animal that will be eaten for dinner, especially when crumbed steaks are on the menu.

That poor lamb crumbinal - sure looks tasty.

by Dake8611 December 29, 2018

Cubling

In Wendy and Richard Pini’s “Elfquest” a cubling is an affectionate term for a very young elf.

Singular: Cubling.

Plural: Cublings.

Older children are referred to as cubs as well.

“Mother!” Suntop embraces Leetah after having been away for a whole turn of the seasons, “My eyes see with joy! My hands touch with joy!”
“My hands also touch with joy!” Leetah holds her little son out at arn’s length, “My eyes, too, see with joy! How tall you’ve become! Where has my little Suntop gone to be replaced by this beautiful boy? Soon I won’t be able to call you or your sister cubling anymore...”
“We’ll always be your Cublings, Mother,” Suntop grinned, “You know that!”

by Skayda May 1, 2019

Chumling

When two gay men put one clear tube in each others ass at the same time and shit in it, they then take the tube out and blow in to an end each to try force the shit in to each others mouth. The first person to end up with a mouth full of shit loses.

Nathan Bath and Patrick Tasker heard about chumling so decided to spice things up in the bedroom and try it out for themselves. They both did it wrong and sucked instead of blew and both ended up with a mouth full of shit but they werent too worried because they both love the taste of each others asses.

by Lovell22 April 28, 2021

Chubling

A very attractive boy or man.

“Hey, look! There’s a few chublings biking down the street!”
“You are definitely a chubling. I’ve never seen a guy so cute.”

by Prince_Eddie May 30, 2021