National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 3, 2022

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser

The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.

“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”

by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

Cleveland Cruiser

When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.

John's gonna be late, he got pulled over 'cause he pulled a Cleveland Cruiser.

by Leslothegreat August 2, 2023

dune coon carpet cruiser

Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.

"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier

by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024

watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019