slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.

she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.

by Neilwill July 26, 2010

Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.

by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018

crippler

Very strong or potent marajuana.

This stuff is the crippler, man!

by clay west May 17, 2003

cripple sticks

Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...

Stop calling me names or I'll hit you with my cripple sticks!

by hityouwithmycripplesticks December 26, 2007

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010

Gender Cripple

When someone is unable to function in society due to their inability to choose which one of the 58+ genders they should be.

"Did you see Timmy? He's so confused about which gender he should be that he shut down and became a Gender Cripple. Poor guy... err, girl... errr, person. Let's get out of here!"

by Brandam Cook September 22, 2016

come a cropper

To fall over, to have an accident

Be careful you don't come a cropper on that push bike.

by phil at avalon June 28, 2012