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Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.
i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)
by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010
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crop dusted

The art of over taking someone in the isle of a supermarket while dropping a fart.
I hate supermarket shopping someone is about to get crop dusted
by G Focker November 5, 2009
mugGet the crop dustedmug.

Bitch crop

The act of removing a bitch out of a photo of a desirable man.
I just bitch cropped my boyfriend's ex girlfriend out of this cute picture of him.
by VeronicaG3232 July 22, 2014
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crop sweep

when you are at a social gathering like a party or an orgy and one person has a deadly fart that no one hears and he/she gets up and moves his/her hands in a sweeping motion like sweeping the floor and then everyone gives a good wiff of the nice stench
what are you doing??

nothing=

awwww that ass just had us smell his crop sweep
by ILOVEAMF August 6, 2009
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Crop Dusting

"Drive by" farting that spreads the stench and foulness across a room or area as one walks so that it is smelled by many people.
I'm about 99% sure a student was crop dusting me as he walked by in class today.
by CarlosMarx September 26, 2018
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courtesy crop

v. when a friend, etc... uses a photo editing program to remove your image from a picture taken as to avoid you being shown in a less than favorable light.
In a sentence: "I'm so glad that my friend Michael courtesy cropped me out of that picture he took of all of us last week. If he would have posted the original to his Facebook, I would have been so embarrased by my facial expression!"
by TucsonMichael December 17, 2008
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Crop Dusting

Farting in public leaving a trail of methane gas and evil for the poor souls behind you
"ahhh the guy in front of us is crop dusting!"
by ahh123 April 11, 2013
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