Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

Leo is cooler than gemini

Leo's are by far cooler in every way possible

. . or ur a gemini . . ur kinda cool but leo's are way cooler, because leo is cooler than gemini

by jessica tamilness October 20, 2008

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

3 dollar hawaiian cooler

A huge load that gets shot everywhere

i heard at maxi mart they make you wear shock collars and 1 guy put 1 on his dick and blasted himself a 3 dollar hawaiian cooler

by tmangreen October 23, 2012

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

cooler than the other side of the pillow

This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.

Chris? Oh that dude is the shit! He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018