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Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.
Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"
by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011
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Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back
Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia
by blackguy166 October 24, 2010
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grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 2, 2017
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Comment Circus

When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.
Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".

Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".

Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".

Colin: "lallallal".

Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.
by Aerelfirth June 7, 2011
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double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 21, 2011
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Comments disabled

A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up
by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019
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Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.
Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm
by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011
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