One who collects bitches in their car/mode of transportation. Often is employed by the HBIC as a designated driver, the one the bitches trust their lives with on the road, or whoever the HBIC can get to pick up the bitches.
"The HBIC requests that you be the bitch collector tonight. We need rides to dinner and then the party after. You have the biggest car." (Bitch to potential bitch collector)
by bat shit crazy August 10, 2010
Get the Bitch Collectormug. A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
Get the Tapestry Collectormug. A guy who has an endless supply of friends who are girls, upon which he unloads all his pain and suffering onto
by Damien Thorne April 21, 2006
Get the [Rock Collector]mug. by PolarAnim April 13, 2024
Get the Collector Daymug. A person who gives coupons for sex but when they decline he just has his way with them it also aligns with a sex off
by DICK-tionary August 26, 2025
Get the Sex Collectormug. A person who has sex specifically with virgins
A person who pops multiple virgin's cherries and keeps score
A person who pops multiple virgin's cherries and keeps score
by Honest2god December 28, 2016
Get the cherry collectormug. Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Couch Collectormug.