Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006

colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003