coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008

coginus

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers

Camille: Doctor Benway, is coginus painful?
Benway: Yes, if it's done right

by dildo777 January 14, 2022

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

coitus

Sex. The physical act of love.

Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug"
Maude: "You're not interested in sex?"
Dude: "You mean coitus?"

by SaneSoul December 28, 2005

Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life

Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore

by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018

post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.

Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.

Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."

by elPone February 20, 2011