January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 19, 2019
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Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
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