Cockish

Cockish is a way to show ones anger or a insult.

1.) That Cockish bastard stole my food.
2.) How gay, that was very cockish.

by dood44 June 5, 2003

cockstorm

1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.

2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.

I was cockstorming the other night and was able to fit a prosthetic arm into my dong.

by globalinsanity July 21, 2008

cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.

That guy is such a cockstick

by Gumper April 24, 2006

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009