moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.

Damn girl you got some clementits

by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017

Clemontsexual

A sexuality identification for people who are attracted to the best boiyo in the Pokémon anime.

Person 1: Bro who is this guy plastered all over you room, you dumb nigger.
Person 2: Bro, it’s Clemont from Pokémon. I love him so much, I think I’m Clemontsexual.

by SadAsshole February 10, 2018

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018