ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020

random capper

also know as random capping

when someone lies just to talk

josh: jason told me he meet Donald trump.
dave: he’s a random capper

by rkkkw February 13, 2021

Bill Cipher (human form)

So it's just bill as human with powers or something like that it's different each time it's used ig bc it's used in a lot of fanfic and comics.

bystander: hey I heard that Bill Cipher (human form) is going to kill someone!
Dipper: Oh well that's normal for him :/

by tree person88 May 31, 2021

Burden of Clippers

An obligation to get off of Discord because they're dirty as fuck and needs a bald fade, as well as a shower.

Exdeath: Naruto is outerversal
Xeno: Burden of Clippers states that you need to get off the cord cuz you're dirty asl
Exdeath: Fuck

by XenoApe November 19, 2020

david copperfield

Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.

Dude, you should have seen Jenna's face when i pulled the David Copperfield on her. It was great!

by YEahboY MarkP May 9, 2006

clipper

A type of cylindrical lighter with a removeable part for pokeing down the contents of a joint.

(cj) you got a light?

(si) yeah here....

(cj) nah i need a pokie you got a clipper?

(g) here man i got one in my bag somwhere.

(cj) cheers.

by Timian September 2, 2004

Cripper

(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.

"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."

by TRetard December 17, 2008