(n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
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The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
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The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
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A womanchild walks into a bar looking like she's ready to participate in a vivid sex production and patron #1 says to patron #2 : Get a load of christina aguilera over there.
by nary dict September 17, 2005
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Ungrateful, spoiled, untalented little bitch who tried to ruin her mother's, Hollywood movie star Joan Crawford, reputation by writing a libelous book claiming Joan abused her. Mommie Dearest and wire hangers will be a footnote to the wonderful career of Joan Crawford because of this jealous, bitter creature. People are finally starting to see through her & her motives after all these years. She was envious of her mother and took it out on her in death.
"I hate my mom. She buys me everything I want!"
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
by Lucy LuSeur September 25, 2013
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He may think she is a lesbian and doesn't pick up guys, but all the girls know she is simply a chrisbian.
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Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.
At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).
Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).
Tried to out-sing Aretha Franklin on VH1's Diva's Live. Got her ass kicked.
At the 2002 Grammys, Patti Labelle sung her off the stage, as well as all the other "Lady Marmalade" girls (Pink, Mya, et al).
Has a reputation for being extremely rude and attempting to pick fights with other performers, notably Britney Spears (who used to be her friend), Pink (accused of stealing Aguilera's fashion choices), and Kelly Osbourne (whom she verbally abused at the 2003 MTV Europe Awards).
In late 2003, Christina Aguilera approached Britney Spears in a club and attempted to kiss her, then scolded her for not "being real". Spears responded, "Well, Christina, what's your definition of being real? Approaching girls you haven't seen in three years and attempted to kiss them?"
by Emily January 18, 2004
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by rltipster April 10, 2007
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Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
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