Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.

Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)

by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006

cockblock

1. When a person at a club,party or just at school moves in on someone you are trying to get with.
2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.

1. David was trying to get with this girl at the bar but Fabio pulled a total cockblock. Now David is left with his hand.
2. Dude! Cj totally pulled a cockblock when I was trying to get back with Arri.

by BBWulf October 9, 2007

Cockblock Patrol

Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.

Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.

by Schubes66 October 10, 2011

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003