chainsaw

a girl with braces on ecstacy who gives u a blowjob, but she gurns on your cock at the same time.

dude 1: Oh man, last night my girlfriend chainsawed me.... i was bleeding for hours.

dude 2: aahhh, man!... what a bitch. Slap that monkey!

by mildexlark April 8, 2008

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

the chainsmokers

One bad singer and a DJ

Kiera: OMG I'm actually super pumped to see the chainsmokers tonight!

John: Being earplugs, cause it ain't gonna sound like the radio.

by freelancecontributor November 20, 2016

off da chains

black urban slang expressing happiness and joy

"Off da chains!" means something makes you as happy as a runaway slave that made it to the north.

Deez crack rocks are off da chainz!

by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

Chainsaw

The BEST weapon ever! Itl scare the shit outta ANYONE and it is WAY better than a shitty stiletto or switchblade. Too bad its not that portable...
The best part of Scarface was the scene where they were hacking up that gagged guy with the chainsaw in the washroom!

Gangsta Wigger- Hey Bitch! Gimme yo greens o il cut you up with my 5 inch switchblade!

Me - Oh yeah? (pulls out chainsaw, laughs as the gangsta wigger shits himself, tears the bloody fuck out of him)

by Heeheheh April 11, 2005

Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.

"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"

by Fitz May 31, 2004

Chinstraps

The facial hair that connects from ur side burns that is lined up all the way around.

Yo,i don't feel like shaving so lets hook up these chinstraps.

by Euroman May 13, 2005