slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Flag

Get the slapping the captain mug.

Captain Price

(V) To captain price you hang or strap rope to a persons neck and throw them through a ceiling window

I’m gonna captain price you

by SUPERsnucker March 15, 2019

Flag

Get the Captain Price mug.

Related Words

Cheaptain • captain • captain hook • Captain Obvious • captain planet • captain crunch • Captain America • captainmorgan • Captain save a Ho • Captain Jack

Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.

A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)

A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'

See Captain Savin'

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Flag

Get the captain save a hoe mug.

Captain Megapixel

One who posts extremely large images on a forum, often distorting the width of the forums border and taking forever to download.

Nice car you have, Captain Megapixel!

by =SubLib= June 11, 2006

Flag

Get the Captain Megapixel mug.

Captain Haddock

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

by Azvee January 6, 2012

Flag