cellfabsorbed

someone who talks on their cell phone and is completely oblivious to anything else

She can't hear you because she is cellfabsorbed right now

by cupcake lady December 20, 2010

cell whore

A neurotic condition whereby a self-important person has the need to answer a cell phone call or continue a cell phone conversation regardless of the awkwardness of the situation or location where the call is taking place.

Airport restrooms are great locations for observing cell whores and this odd behavior.

Skip is such a cell whore, he took a call from his office, walked to the men's room, did his "business", flushed, and walked back to his office. All this and he never missed a beat. He kept the conversation going, except he did not wash his hands.

by jabber the hut July 16, 2009

cellevader

noun,

person who ignores texts and phone calls but is clearly on facebook

Girl #1: "I tried to call him, but he never answered. Maybe he was at work and couldn't answer his phone?"
Girl #2: "Oh really? Cause I saw him posting and "liking" on facebook. He is a total cellevader. Ditch him"

ignore evade facebook evader cell text avoid texts phone calls cellphone celevader cellavader

by hottieboss April 30, 2013

Cellblivious

The act of dim witted people fixated on their cell phones while walking inattentive to their surroundings

While walking in the French Quarter, Bob was cellblivious and ran into light post and fell.

by Dapa KrapDapa KrapaD June 3, 2017

Cellbit

A brazilian streamer known by his hability on tetris

"Hey, have you seen cellbit playing tetris ?"

by Pleb Com Prime September 6, 2019

Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.

Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.

by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!

by Telephony October 8, 2018