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Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.
by JimVT October 14, 2010
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to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
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Cartoon physics

When you step on a rake and it hits you in the face, like in Tom and Jerry
Tom stepped on a rake and then got hit in the face!! Cartoon physics, LOL
by your father, November 21, 2018
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they'll do it every time cartoon

reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008
"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said
by Jer Nig September 12, 2019
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cartoon hot

Finding a cartoon or animated cartoon very attractive.
Dude I watched Avarar yesterday, Neytiri s fucking cartoon hot ,I wanna tap that.
by Pro stock March 29, 2020
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beau cartoon

Is a nigger that sucks Dick
by Bigger fagot March 19, 2017
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