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Kennedy Catholic High School

Home to many of the typical high school social classes&nuns who can't teach for their life.
-Preps- the most common (it IS a Catholic school, isn't it?). People who belong to this are: cheerleaders who think they're all that, but really can't do a hurkey; football players, who haven't won a game in the past ten years; and the (very annoying) smart kids.
-The oh-so-fake emo group. There aren't many of them, but theys wear as much eyeliner as they can&pretend to not give a crap about their grades.
- Thought it's a Catholic school, there are more gays than in NYC; parents send their kids there as "punishment" for their "sexual lifestyle" &the kids who think they're normal, but are super-annoying& don't leave the REAL normal people alone. (See stage 5 clinger)

-Freshmen: Babies who don't know how to walk in hallways. There's that group of freshmen who think they're hotter than anyone else, challenging the upper-classmen in volume levels, grades & even dating them.
-Sophomores: Obviously survived Freshmen year, so they think that entitles them to be the "Coolest Kids in School" and trample anyone in their path. Most obnoxious & dread actual work, like to complain.
-Juniors: Actually are serious about grades- they have college coming up. Suck-up to teachers, and try to flirt with the hot ones, which Kennedy has maybe two- visit their favorite teachers daily.
-Seniors: Can't wait to get out. The idiots flirt with the ditzy freshmen cheerleaders. Generally keep to themselves,.
Oh, you go to Kennedy Catholic High School? Are you gay or did you just think the uniform is sexy?
by LaLaLiexxx3 October 25, 2010
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catholic shuffle

The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.
Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.
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1337 Catholic

A skilled Roman Catholic person, 1337 Catholics seek to dominate n00bs and atheists, often typing the term

"resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized" in the chatbox during Counter Strike matches or WoW raids.

1337 Catholics follow the example of the Pwntif, who they claim is the "1337" pwnz0r of the Roman Catholic Church"

1337 Catholics are also flying ninjas, and will shoot lazers from their eyes to vanquish their foes.

Since resistance is Futile, the 1337 Catholic is the sworn enemy of the Playstation, preferring the PC, as 1337 Catholics are notorious Counter-Strike junkies.
Counter-Strike Gamer: WTFBANNANAS!!! HTF DID YOU KILL ME!?!

1337 Catholic: Resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized.

CS Gamer: ZOMFG!!! 1337 CATHOLIC!!!
by The Pwntif January 2, 2010
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A super rich Catholic school where there are actually super nice people and super big bitches but they're all rich. Population: 1500 and you can defintely find a friend.

Asian Tree: The huge tree in the middle of the quad where everyone who is a freak/ and/or Asian can find their soul mate.

Grassy Knoll: The Grass Place where candidates for upcoming elections give speeches, kids eat lunch, ASB sells pizza.

Sports Teams: Wins EVERYTHING!!!

Biggest Rivals: Saints, the all boys gay ass shit school in fucking shit North Park where bums live, everyone at this school is a fucking kook/prick and if they're not, they've transfered to Cathedral. Saints is gay AS FUCK
I'm going to Cathedral Catholic High School, the best school in San Diego. I'm rich, and I know it.
by CCHS playa August 1, 2012
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Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.
FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us
by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011
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Hudson Catholic

A second-rate private school located in Hudson County, New Jersey. Students are often those rejected from rival school Saint Peter's Preparatory School. Hudson Catholic also tends to lose frequently to St. Peter's in sports competitions.
It was no suprise when the St. Peter's football team beat Hudson Catholic 47 - 0.
by Asian.is.win August 11, 2006
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Catholicsthenics

Gynmastic exercises done by Catholics during Mass:
* Sit
* Stand
* Kneel
* Stand
* Genuflect
* Sit
etc.
I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!
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