catfish

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.

When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.

by Nick June 6, 2004

catfish

A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.

Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish

by raychelha June 9, 2005

catfish

A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.

Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!

by Joe24 April 15, 2006

Catfish

A catfish is a person whose IQ is at least 200 points lower than his or her body weight in lbs.

The female catfish (beached whale) believed that the hot, happening guy with the 6-pack was desperately in love with her even though they had never met or talked in person.

by honstopinionxxx June 23, 2015

catfish hunter

A person who digs on the asian persuasion

John had so many asian girlfriends he became known as The Great Catfish Hunter.

by JMudd February 21, 2006

Catfishfuckboi

Someone who leads on numerous women only online, discussing how much he loves them and how he wants cuddles and to watch movie (perhaps camp rock).

Yea (girl) is getting catfishfuckboi'd by that skinny white kid again
Been there done that, we almost got married!

by Theonewhofucks October 13, 2015

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016